my arse
#1 by
v8victim
, Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:32 am
As title... New baby on way forces loss of dignity and the ability to offer services that normal men couldn't offer.. :P
I will professionally lie on your couch and fart then blame the dog
Leave dirty washing all over the bedroom floor
Leave oily hand prints on door handles and walls
Not walk the dog
Leave the dishes because I'm thoughtful like that..
And the creme de la creme.. for all you ladys out there I offer the Christian grey experience
I'll humiliate,use,abuse and even lock you in a room tied to a bed while I pop to the pub for a skinful.
All this comes for the price of........ £9,000 per day
- v8victim
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Posts: 59 Date registered 08.08.2012
RE: my arse
#2 by
diggermandan
, Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:27 pm
Congratulations I think!
As a side thought you may have picked the wrong place to advertise. I'm sure we must have 95% male membership.
Try the same ad on mumsnet for more success??
Probably the least effective ever AREA REPRESENTATIVE: South East England
'93 Strada double cab, broken... 5 years off the road, list of things to repair just about getting shorter!
'94 Strada double cab 'parts truck'... too good to break?
- diggermandan
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Posts: 3.784 Date registered 01.22.2012
RE: my arse
#3 by
Louise
, Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:58 pm
There aint no one on mumsnet will pay 9k for what they can get for free 
- Louise
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Posts: 131 Date registered 09.30.2011
RE: my arse
#4 by
Dingle
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, Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:11 pm
Munsnet you say......... Hmmm milfs ......
- Dingle
