As title... New baby on way forces loss of dignity and the ability to offer services that normal men couldn't offer.. :P
I will professionally lie on your couch and fart then blame the dog
Leave dirty washing all over the bedroom floor
Leave oily hand prints on door handles and walls
Not walk the dog
Leave the dishes because I'm thoughtful like that..
And the creme de la creme.. for all you ladys out there I offer the Christian grey experience
I'll humiliate,use,abuse and even lock you in a room tied to a bed while I pop to the pub for a skinful.
All this comes for the price of........ £9,000 per day